Jeans, that is.
I want a good fitting jean.
I am getting to that in between age. You know, not a "junior" anymore and not an old lady.
My post baby body hates me and I hate it. I mean. I hate to be "ugly*" but the body is ugly. I appreciate that it works well (for the most part) but there are SOOOO many things I would change.
And though I would love to pour my heart out about my body woes, I will spare you.
All I will say is I want a jean to fit me well. So I don't look like an oompa loompa. So they flatter my figure (which I still have).
I know I have a big butt. I know I have big legs. And I know my tummy will never be flat again (until I get a tummy tuck) but there has got to be something out there for me :(
I put together this outfit on polyvore.com and love it
But I could NEVER wear that. The model has legs for MILES. I don't. The top I could prob pull off if I had the RIGHT JEANS.
Wanna help?? Comment w/ your fave jeans. And folks. Let's remember I am like a tea cup; small... and round? LOL. Okay, not super round. More like a 10/12 and only 5'2''.
Join me on my jeans adventure!!!
Yes, I know I need to lose like 4 sizes.
*ugly - southern therm for rude, blunt, too truthful